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hi friend

hi friend

posted 6 hours ago with 4 notes

perks of not being a virgin:

hex-central:

  1. the sex
  2. spared of virgin sacrifice 
theunicornkittenkween:

Full Set

RTX 2014: Prop Hunt
RTX 2014: Prop Hunt
posted 1 day ago with 3,328 notes
via weissly and mileslun

drunkroosters:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD I JSUT FOUND THIS IN MY PICTURES AND I HAVE NO MEMORY OF IT BUT GOD I LOVE MYSELF

image

theanti90smovement:

i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted

ghost-hooves:

thespacegoat:

the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world

when i was 12 years old my health teacher told us all that he thought girls were the most beautiful at age 14-15 and we would never be that beautiful again for the rest of our lives
back then it scared me that i wouldnt stay pretty
once i got older it scared me that he found no shame in saying that, and neither do countless other men

theamazingindi:

spacephantom:

FMK lord farquaad shrek donkey

according to the movies both farquaad and shrek are terrible husbands, one is a tyranical dictator and the other one might fuck up the entirety of time if he gets bored, donkey is clearly the best husband of the three and u kno shrek a freak in the swamp so you kick farquaad’s tiny ass to the curb why is this even a question

jjoelheyman:

PAX Prime 2012
befearlesss-xo:

"I can’t even think straight and I know I want you"

befearlesss-xo:

"I can’t even think straight and I know I want you"

achievementt-teeth:

*me searching for the picture of Ryan when he was a professional model*

achievementt-teeth:

*me searching for the picture of Ryan when he was a professional model*

should probably take my number off facebook lmao

posted 1 day ago